General All ages Good
"Dad, I'm hungry."
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Kids (6–9) Meh
"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
tap for the punchline ▾ General Tweens (10–12) Good spicy 🌶️
"Dad, I'm cold."
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Kids (6–9) Good
What do you call a fake noodle?
tap for the punchline ▾ General Tweens (10–12) Meh
I'm thinking about starting an elevator business.
tap for the punchline ▾ Body Kids (6–9) Good
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
tap for the punchline ▾ General All ages Good
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
tap for the punchline ▾ General All ages Great
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
tap for the punchline ▾ Science Teens (13+) Great spicy 🌶️
Why don't you ever trust atoms?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Kids (6–9) Good
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
tap for the punchline ▾ Sports Tweens (10–12) Meh
There's no 'I' in team,
tap for the punchline ▾ Sports Little ones (0–5) Good
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
tap for the punchline ▾ Science Tweens (10–12) Meh
I told my kids a joke about gravity.
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Little ones (0–5) Meh
How do eggs tell each other jokes?
tap for the punchline ▾ Wordplay Tweens (10–12) Good
What do you call a belt made of watches?
tap for the punchline ▾ Wordplay Teens (13+) Meh
I dropped my dictionary in the ocean.
tap for the punchline ▾ School Little ones (0–5) Meh
Why was the math book sad?
tap for the punchline ▾ General Teens (13+) Good spicy 🌶️
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?
tap for the punchline ▾ General Little ones (0–5) Good
What did the ocean say to the beach?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Kids (6–9) Good spicy 🌶️
What do you call a cow with no legs?
tap for the punchline ▾ General All ages Good
The invisible man turned down the job.
tap for the punchline ▾ School Kids (6–9) Meh
I was going to tell a joke about a pencil,
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Kids (6–9) Meh
What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Teens (13+) Good spicy 🌶️
I went to the police station about my stolen coffee.
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Little ones (0–5) Meh
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Tweens (10–12) Good
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Kids (6–9) Meh
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Tweens (10–12) Good
Why couldn't the two melons get married?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Little ones (0–5) Terrible
What did the piece of bread say at the beach?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Little ones (0–5) Meh
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Tweens (10–12) Good
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Teens (13+) Good spicy 🌶️
What do you call a nosy pepper?
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Teens (13+) Meh
I only eat breakfast in the morning.
tap for the punchline ▾ Food Little ones (0–5) Meh
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Little ones (0–5) Meh
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Little ones (0–5) Good
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Kids (6–9) Good
What do you call a fish with two knees?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Kids (6–9) Good
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Kids (6–9) Good
What do you call a magician dog?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Little ones (0–5) Meh
What do cats like on a hot day?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Little ones (0–5) Meh
Where do cows go on a night out?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Little ones (0–5) Good
How do bees do their hair?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Kids (6–9) Meh
What's a spider's favorite thing on the computer?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Kids (6–9) Good
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Kids (6–9) Meh
How do sheep greet each other at the holidays?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Little ones (0–5) Terrible
Why don't penguins fly?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Kids (6–9) Good
Why doesn't the shrimp share his treasure?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Tweens (10–12) Good
Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
tap for the punchline ▾ Animals Kids (6–9) Good
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
tap for the punchline ▾ School Kids (6–9) Meh
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
tap for the punchline ▾ School Tweens (10–12) Good spicy 🌶️
Why don't ghosts do well in school?
tap for the punchline ▾ School Teens (13+) Meh spicy 🌶️
Why should you never argue with a history teacher?
tap for the punchline ▾ School Kids (6–9) Meh
What's a tree's least favorite month?
tap for the punchline ▾ School Little ones (0–5) Good
Why was six afraid of seven?
tap for the punchline ▾ School Little ones (0–5) Meh
Why did the student eat his homework?
tap for the punchline ▾ School Tweens (10–12) Meh
What did one map say to the other?
tap for the punchline ▾ School Tweens (10–12) Good
Why was the equal sign so humble?
tap for the punchline ▾ School Little ones (0–5) Meh
What did the calculator say to the student?
tap for the punchline ▾ Tech Little ones (0–5) Meh
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
tap for the punchline ▾ Tech Teens (13+) Meh spicy 🌶️
My WiFi and I are having relationship problems.
tap for the punchline ▾ Tech Teens (13+) Great spicy 🌶️
Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
tap for the punchline ▾ Tech Little ones (0–5) Meh
What did one computer mouse say to the other?
tap for the punchline ▾ General Teens (13+) Good spicy 🌶️
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
tap for the punchline ▾ Tech Kids (6–9) Good
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
tap for the punchline ▾ Tech Teens (13+) Meh spicy 🌶️
Why did the cloud break up with the hard drive?
tap for the punchline ▾ Tech Kids (6–9) Terrible
Why was the robot so bad at soccer?
tap for the punchline ▾ Tech Tweens (10–12) Terrible
Why did the email get arrested?
tap for the punchline ▾ Sports Tweens (10–12) Good
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
tap for the punchline ▾ Sports Kids (6–9) Meh
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
tap for the punchline ▾ Sports Kids (6–9) Meh
Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
tap for the punchline ▾ Sports Kids (6–9) Terrible
Why did the swimmer stop mid-race?
tap for the punchline ▾ Sports Tweens (10–12) Good
Why did the basketball player bring string to the game?
tap for the punchline ▾ Sports Tweens (10–12) Terrible
Why did the runner never win an argument?
tap for the punchline ▾ Body Kids (6–9) Good
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
tap for the punchline ▾ Body Kids (6–9) Meh
What did one eye say to the other eye?
tap for the punchline ▾ Body Little ones (0–5) Meh
What did the left foot say to the right foot?
tap for the punchline ▾ Body Tweens (10–12) Meh
Why did the heart get nervous?
tap for the punchline ▾ Body Teens (13+) Meh
Why did the tooth go to therapy?
tap for the punchline ▾ Body Kids (6–9) Meh
Why did the brain refuse to take a bath?
tap for the punchline ▾ Science Teens (13+) Good spicy 🌶️
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
tap for the punchline ▾ Science Tweens (10–12) Good
Why did the sun skip college?
tap for the punchline ▾ Science Little ones (0–5) Meh
Why did the moon stop eating?
tap for the punchline ▾ Science Tweens (10–12) Good
Why can't you trust an electron?
tap for the punchline ▾ Science Kids (6–9) Meh
Why is the magnet so popular?
tap for the punchline ▾ Science Kids (6–9) Terrible
Why did the geologist take his class to the quarry?
tap for the punchline ▾ Science Teens (13+) Good
The bartender said they don't serve noble gases here.
tap for the punchline ▾ Music Kids (6–9) Good
Why couldn't the pianist get into his house?
tap for the punchline ▾ Music Tweens (10–12) Terrible spicy 🌶️
What do you call a drummer with no rhythm?
tap for the punchline ▾ Music Kids (6–9) Terrible
Why did the musical note get in trouble?
tap for the punchline ▾ Music Little ones (0–5) Meh
What kind of music do planets like?
tap for the punchline ▾ Music Kids (6–9) Meh
Why did the band bring a ladder?
tap for the punchline ▾ Music Little ones (0–5) Good
What genre of music are balloons afraid of?
tap for the punchline ▾ Family Tweens (10–12) Meh spicy 🌶️
What's the difference between a nap and a dad on the couch?
tap for the punchline ▾ Family Tweens (10–12) Terrible
I got a job at the family tree office.
tap for the punchline ▾ Family Little ones (0–5) Good spicy 🌶️
"Dad, how do I look?"
tap for the punchline ▾ Family Little ones (0–5) Good spicy 🌶️
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
tap for the punchline ▾ Wordplay Little ones (0–5) Meh
What did the big hand say to the little hand on the clock?
tap for the punchline ▾ Wordplay Little ones (0–5) Meh
What did one wall say to the other wall?
tap for the punchline ▾ Body Teens (13+) Good spicy 🌶️
I used to hate facial hair,
tap for the punchline ▾ Wordplay Teens (13+) Great spicy 🌶️
I bought the world's worst thesaurus.
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